Homer Simpson quotes

• (upon meeting aliens) "Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"

• "I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."

• "To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?"

• "Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."

• "What! There's money in the grease business?! In that case my veins are flowing with liquid gold!"