Homer: "There's your giraffe, little girl."
Ralph Wiggum: "I'm a boy."
Homer:" That's the spirit. Never give up"
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems."
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."
Scully: "Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?" Homer: "Yes." (lie dectector blows up)
Sunday, March 09, 2008
More Homer quotes
I found tons of these in my quest..
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